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kubo:

impaled:

kubo:

having a tumblr blog with more than 500 followers deserves to be in the dsm-6

The dick sucking manual 6?

ok this is actually the funniest reply to this post

bitchbitesdog:

i kin this" “i kin that” have you kinsidered therapy

alexaloraetheris:

garbage-empress:

tangentqueenofdragons:

Helpful info on that

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Stay safe everyone

Also I am going to be real if you get the flu this year you probably should be doing something very different because you’re definitely not protecting yourself properly from COVID

I just got the seasonal cold and nearly had a heart attack.

Never before have I been grateful for a runny nose.

poisedwoman:

You should never feel bad about wanting to change or re-shape yourself into the person you want to be. Just because people have an old image of you in their minds, doesn’t mean it’s your responsibility to maintain that. Saying things like “what will they think of me?” will only place fear in your heart and paralyze you from reaching your greatest potential. You deserve to meet the highest version of youself during this lifetime. You can out grow, re-new, evolve as much as you desire. There’s so many layers to us, unravel and explore all of you.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

memewhore:

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apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

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“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

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“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”

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transingthebourgeoisie:

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

astrocassette:

beachdeath:

genuinely moved by this clip of pingu being comforted during a panic attack

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rosesau:

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise